Tales from the Bus - April 18th

4/18/11 - I was sitting next to a woman who's phone rang, which was the most annoying ring in the world..someone whistling! It took about a minute for her to find the darn thing in her purse. By this time, I'm ready to find the person who designed the ringer and rip their lips off! Then, she proceeded with a conversation with the person on the phone and talked as loud as any human being could talk! RUDE!

Tales from the Bus - April 14th

4/14/11 - I was just standing in line and someone was also standing in line and smoking a cigar! Better than a cigarette but still ewwww!

Tales from the Bus - April 5th

4/5/11 - crowded bus this morning so I found a spot big enough for me next to a lady who always has her purse blocking the empty seat. I had to say excuse me twice before she made eye contact and moved her purse. She looked at me like I shouldn't have disturbed her! Really?

Tales from the Bus - March 30th

3/30/11 - The guy sitting next to me today must have really like the music he was listening to...his feet did not stop tapping and it was making a very annoying sound...grrrrrrrr!

Tales from the Bus - March 22nd

3/22/11 - I was just a victim of a walk-by butt bumping. That's a technical term.

Tales from the Bus - March 21st

3/21/11 - Sorry, no tales today....these people are getting really boring!  Maybe the afternoon ride home will bring better luck!!

Tales from the Bus - March 17th

3/17/11 -  I'm becoming very annoyed with the person sitting next to me. All I hear is "tap tap tap" on the keyboard of her phone with her fingernails. I'm trying to take a nap!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Tales from the Bus - March 16th

3/16/11 -  I find it amusing that people run to catch the bus instead of waiting 3 more minutes for the next one...just saying.

Also, crazy talking-to-himself guy was sitting right in front of me.  I have to admit; at one point I became a little uneasy and nervous.

Tales from the Bus - March 14th

3/14/11 - the guy waiting in front of me looked just like the Zack brown from the Zack brown band! I wanted to ask if he likes stuff chicken fried and a cold beer on a Friday night...might have been a little inappropriate I think.

Tales from the Bus

3/11/11 - No tales today as I drove to work.  And the other days this week were just boring.  Come on people!!!

Tales from the Bus - March 9th

3/9/11 - our driver this morning just came over the intercom and said, "attention ladies and gentlemen! Sleepy time is almost over!" awesome!

Tales from the Bus - March 8th

3/8/11 - So, today I did not sit next to perfume lady, but smoker dude!  BLEH!


Tales are BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!

Tales from the Bus - March 1st

3/1/11 - ATTENTION TALES FROM THE BUS FOLLOWERS: I will be going on vacation starting tomorrow so there will NOT be any tales for the next week or so. Tales will resume on Tuesday, March 8th. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tales from the Bus: February 28th

2/28/11 -  not to be picky or anything, but it would be really nice if the lady I'm sitting with would move over a tad so I could get my whole behind on the seat! Sure hope we don't take any corners too fast or I'll be on the floor!

Tales from the Bus - February 24th

2/24/11: great... I'm sitting next to a chatty Cathy on the phone!

Tales from the Bus - February 23rd

2/23/11: a woman just opened up a box of girl scout cookies...um, did you bring enough for everyone???  But, they were Samoa's and I'm not really a fan.  But, if they were Tagalongs, watch out!

Tales from the Bus - February 23rd

2/23/11 - there is a guy sitting next to me with his sunglasses on...6:45 in the morning dude; there is no sun!

Tales from the Bus - February 22nd

2/22/11 - I've never realized how much the horn on the bus sounds like a road runner cartoon!

Tales from the Bus - February 21st

2/21/11 - dear people driving on the roads, please do not cut off the bus; it scares the crap out of me!

Tales from the Bus - February, 15th

2/15/11 - The guy that laughed like the Joker last week was talking to himself again...and there was even a little singing this time! Entertainment on the bus!

Tales from the Bus: February 10th

2/11/11 - So a woman sat next to me yesterday on the way home. However, it was more sat ON me than next to me. I know I'm small, but dang!

Tales from the Bus: February 8th

2/8/11 (pm) - A man sitting across the aisle from me must have found something quite amusing in his paper he was reading as he busted out laughing. But the laugh sounded a little bit like the joker.

Tales from the Bus: February 8th

2/8/11 - it happened....I actually fell and sat on someone today.  What happened was the lady next to me had to get out for her stop and when I stood up to move to a different seat the bus jerked forward to stop and I landed in someone's lap.  Fabulous.

Tales from the Bus - February 7th

2/7/11 - The bus driver this morning was whistling...kind of entertaining since the majority of the people I could see were sleeping.

Tales from the Bus: Thursday, February 3rd

2/3/11 - I was sitting in a window seat when I noticed the lady sitting next to me was sleeping.  Felt kind of bad because I had to wake her up so I could get out! 

Tales from the Bus - 2/1/11

2/1/11 - (PM): my first day back on the big limo and a sniffer is sitting next to me....excellent!